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PARANOIA - I'm telling you, man, he's planning something... The way he just sits and stares, doesn't even blink... Damn goldfish freaks me out, man...




YOU'RE NOT DRUNK - Until you have to grab onto the grass to keep from falling off the earth.


TAGS: youre not drunk until grab
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Budog

holymoly - April 9, 2012, 12:19 pm
My buddy sestroyed the bushes out front of my place trying this. Lold
GaryO - April 9, 2012, 8:19 am
Yeah, that’s w-a-a-a-y past trying to get your tongue to cooperate with the intelligent conversation you’re having with the urinal
mariand - April 9, 2012, 6:50 am
lol... dude, I don' know what are you talking about.


PILOTS -


TAGS: love the one youre with
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Airman

Sean - August 6, 2010, 11:29 pm
Love the one you're (always) with ... works for lawyers too.
spacedog - August 6, 2010, 9:08 pm
5L


hell is other people -


TAGS: do the math youre outnumbered so play along
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - January 24, 2016, 8:17 pm
5/f
JesusWept - January 24, 2016, 11:07 am
LOL very clever! 5.


I AM NOT SAYING YOU'RE STUPID - I just think you have bad luck when it comes to thinking .


TAGS: not saying youre stupid thinking
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Budog

jackandsally - April 21, 2012, 2:20 am
epic face palm


PSYCHOLOGY -


TAGS: psychology assignment we get that sinking feeling when youre around
Rating: 4.08/5

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Faceplant31 - March 16, 2010, 2:07 pm
B E A UTIFUL! 5Titanic L's 4 U!


COLLEGE -


TAGS: college youre in the real world suck it up princess pzy
Rating: 4.88/5

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GreyScorpion - October 15, 2010, 9:30 am
"do to"? 5L


SMH - But only a little bit... you know, just to get rid of the drips.


TAGS: shake it three times youre playing with yourself
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Chompers - September 2, 2010, 9:53 am
New produce?


REST IN PEACE -


TAGS: smile youre dead cubby
Rating: 4.96/5

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showmeone - March 18, 2011, 3:49 pm
the dink had the last laugh...
Yogibear - December 30, 2010, 4:41 pm
bahaahahahah is this a real newspaper?!?!?!
Benlulz - September 12, 2010, 11:12 am
Lol


BIG FEET -


TAGS: i know what youre thinking
Rating: 4.48/5

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NotoriousGIL - April 13, 2011, 7:22 am
I wear a size 15. No kiddin'...just sayin. 5L!


STUPIDITY -


TAGS: whyyoure fat cubby
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Neener - October 27, 2010, 7:42 pm
The things you see working at walmart never cease to amaze.
spacedog - October 27, 2010, 7:07 pm
Hilarious! They just happen to be in the food aisles.


THE LAST WORD -




MONUMENTAL DELUSION - Hey Ladies, Check Out This Winner




COMPROMISE -


TAGS: i am but youre not me cubby
Rating: 4.96/5

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GaryO - September 19, 2013, 8:48 am
Well, we’re all not cactus experts, but I know a pryck when I see one. Welcome, Kelt. Wanna play mind games? I’m here for ya.
Keltibarian - September 19, 2013, 12:19 am
Should be 'not all', not 'all not'. 'All not' states NO men are hung like donkies, when clearly I am. Grammar is important.
angelous - October 21, 2010, 9:05 pm
nice stuff.
spacedog - October 21, 2010, 7:37 pm
Awesome.
50cal - October 21, 2010, 11:47 am
what, 12 is not normal?
forseti - October 21, 2010, 8:32 am
What about three times?.. Just asking...


CHILDREN -


TAGS: children day little ankle biters know where youre the weakest
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

ICEMAN - March 16, 2010, 8:58 am
A solid 5 right to the groin.
GreyScorpion - March 16, 2010, 8:53 am
thanks guys!! :)
LogicDude - March 16, 2010, 8:18 am
And don't let him get started on the b00bs! "Yer mine from the nuts down - LET'S DANCE POPS!!!" 5L!
spacedog - March 15, 2010, 10:15 pm
Excellent GS, 5Ls.
lesterinside - March 15, 2010, 10:11 pm
Whoa!!!! 5L
f0rseti - March 15, 2010, 9:45 pm
nice1


DISTRACTIONS - While you were busy looking at Catherine Bell's boobs, ninjas stole all the beer in your refrigerator.


TAGS: dont blame me youre the one who got distracted assignment for january 6 ninjas
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

agdaniele - May 2, 2010, 2:09 pm
LOL @ Grey.... oh yeah, it's that.
GreyScorpion - May 2, 2010, 1:37 pm
guess what?
G4briel - May 2, 2010, 1:26 pm
The hat is wrong. She was a marine. OH NO!!! THIS WAS A GAY TEST, ISN'T IT?!?!?
me4891 - January 6, 2010, 8:19 am
It was worth it, I can always run to the store for more beer


YOU'RE IN LUCK - My kids are in school and my husband is in prison


TAGS: youre in luck
Rating: 4.63/5

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mariand - August 26, 2011, 8:25 pm
jeez... 5 scarecrows... LOL


LAUGHTER - I'm betting you get a lot of it, especially when a new girlfriend sees you without your pants for the first time.


TAGS: you didnt read the poster and youre not reading this so why am i even typing assignment for october 18 redhead with great cleavage its a good thing
Rating: 3.68/5

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GuinnessTroll - February 22, 2010, 4:41 pm
Well, she grew up ...well.
DreMagnum - October 20, 2009, 12:07 am
Renee Olstead is my biggest crush lol
iwishiknewmynamess too - October 20, 2009, 12:00 am
hmmmmmm well played...


POSSESSED -




PRETTY VACANT -


TAGS: youre so pretty oh so pretty sex pistols
Rating: 4.81/5

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agdaniele - November 11, 2010, 1:44 am
Shhhhhhh... he's on his third Ashley Olsen doll.
5150monkeylove - November 11, 2010, 1:25 am
I hope Shmoe sees this and it haunts his dreams. May he never fap and post at the same time again
agdaniele - November 11, 2010, 1:23 am
eff'n beautiful... and not just because she put out. 5L


CLOWN TRAP -


TAGS: youre not fooling anyone cubby
Rating: 4.71/5

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Benlulz - October 9, 2010, 6:25 am
Damn xD toooo nice :p


WERE YOU SELFISH - For trying to escape.. Leaving us behind Or am I.... For wishing you had stayed Either way.... you're still gone




NOTORIETY -




TANKS - always have the right of way


TAGS: youre welcome
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by Airman

crankyhead - April 30, 2010, 10:00 pm
Y'all are too funny
CANADA - April 30, 2010, 8:50 pm
its about the size of my couch but it runs shity suspension and tiny shocks, so it rides like a boat
turbojett - April 30, 2010, 8:47 pm
Are you kidding? Those things are tiny!
TheTrashHeap - April 30, 2010, 7:51 pm
That's not a tank its a 12 year old girl and a donkey! WTF Airman! You are starting to make me cranky! XD
Faceplant31 - April 30, 2010, 7:00 pm
*facepalm* tis a joke about another of airman's posters.
angus90 - April 30, 2010, 6:57 pm
Thats a 1955 Corvette, not exactly a large car.
GreyScorpion - April 30, 2010, 6:42 pm
Captian Kirk is God? well to Bartimaeus he is
Airman - April 30, 2010, 6:40 pm
even worse.. a Christian Tank!
CANADA - April 30, 2010, 6:39 pm
LOL, they float like a boat
Faceplant31 - April 30, 2010, 6:39 pm
ROR! 5 thats a tank god damn!ts for you!
Airman - April 30, 2010, 6:38 pm
it's a tank damnit
GreyScorpion - April 30, 2010, 6:37 pm
thats' not a tank, it's the Starship Enterprise. 5L
R.S.Jake - April 30, 2010, 6:37 pm
That's a self propelled howitzer.


MS PAINT - You're doing it wrong


TAGS: j35u5m4 ms paint youre doing it wrong fail
Rating: 1.96/5

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Waffles - November 14, 2008, 1:08 pm
W/E. MS Paint is win


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